I later counted the money they sprayed on us, I was able to pick, N220,000. But to tell you the truth, I can’t give account of what happened to that money. Whether I used it or lost it, or whether it disappeared, I really can’t tell.
Sounds strange, right? Yes, till today, I can’t wrap my head on what really happened.
I remembered I counted it, I remembered I was excited to have picked such amount, but I don’t know what happened to it.
Back to Oteme and I, still in the hotel room.
When I woke up around 4am to use the toilet, Oteme was already up, working on his system. When I asked him why he was awake, he said he was replying some mails.
I said ok and entered the toilet.
The reason I woke up at that time was the nightmare I was having. I was been pursued by a masquerade in the dream.
I’ve never had such a dream before. As the masquerade was about flogging me, I was forced to wake up. I could remember I was so scared in that dream.
Before I entered the bathroom, he asked me what I was doing, I told him that, I want to use the toilet.
He asked if it’s to pee or poo. He released a soft smile, still looking at me, waiting for my response.
And I smiled back and replied that, it was just to pee.
And he said ok and requested that I let him know anytime I want to poo.
The request sounded weird to me, so I was forced to ask him why and he calmly replied, that it was just to know if I would make a good girlfriend for him. That he is a very nice and gentle guy and wouldn’t want any relationship that will stress him. And wouldn’t like any relationship that would end badly.
Yea, that was exactly what I wanted, to be his one true girlfriend whom he will finally end up with, but I still needed to understand how my poo would reveal to him if I would be making a good girlfriend for him or not. So I asked him how.
And he sat there, with different emotions showcasing on his face. First, he smiled, got serious, got mean and then smiled again. I got unsettled thinking that my question had somehow got him upset, but something in me still insisted that I find out.
Though, my mind did not click to any evil stuffs, I was only curious to find out his reasons.
I still continued giving him a serious questioning look for him to explain better.
And he said ok, that if he can perceive the smell of my faeces, that he will quickly code the type of person I am. That he really needs a girlfriend whom he might end up in marriage with. That he likes me and wishes for what he was feeling in his heart to be true.
And my heart caught some panic. He was a very nice and rich guy I wouldn’t like to miss. “What if my poo smells bad? What if I fail the test?” A lot was going on in my head.
He understood the battle on my face and encouraged me to relax, that from my appearance, that I already passed the test, but he needed the poo to confirm what was in his heart.
Hearing him say that lifted my hope, a little.
It was around 9am, when I started feeling the need to use the toilet. So I told him that I was about do it and he said Ok, that I shouldn’t flush it and that I should leave the toilet immediately after I’m done pooping.
As the clueless girlfriend I was, I did exactly as he requested.
Immediately I came out, he rushed in and shut the door.
How stupid I was. I was so blinded with money that I refused to understand that, a normal human being wouldn’t do what he did.
Even if he needed to perceive my poo, what’s the essence of rushing inside and shutting the door like that.
My mind didn’t even suspect anything, I was just there in the room, praying, anxiously waiting for him to come out and tell me if I passed or not.
I was just there like someone waiting for the result of her HIV text. The fear was something else, because Oteme wasn’t a kind of guy that comes by easily. Just in 2 days, he already spent close to 1m on me, so I was ready to do anything to keep the relationship going.
I kept on waiting for him to come out. He really wasted a lot of time. He was inside there close to 30 mins. So I decided to knock and ask him why he was taking a lot of time, he told me that, he was pooping.
His voice sounded like someone who has something in his mouth.
Though, I didn’t think deep about it.
When he finally came out, he told me that, he was actually reading news online.
“You know when you enter the toilet with your phone, you tend to waste a lot of time” he said, having this uncertain look on his face.
I wasn’t interested in his explanations, I was only anxious for the his findings. So I asked him how far, what he discovered from the smell of my poo.
And he said, he already told me that I will pass.
I was mad in joy and jumped on him immediately. As I moved my mouth to give him a kiss, I perceived a very offensive smell. And I removed my face immediately.
I thought that, it was his morning breath, not knowing that, it was something else. Even if I had suspected something, there was nothing I could do, because it was already late.
Though, he wasn’t even ready to kiss me back the time I tried kissing him. Because, the moment I shifted my lips close to his mouth, he shifted his head back, to avoid being kissed. He never allowed me kiss him. Hmmm.
Every girl who loves money should read my story, learn from my mistake. Not all that glitters is gold.
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